If your house was on fire, what five things would you be glad to see go up in flames?
It's so funny because as soon as I read this one thing in particular popped into my head... My husband works construction so in the winter he works outside & working in NYC it gets cold. So he wears these pants, they are jeans lined with fleece and I HATE them. I dread the cold weather & seeing him in these things everyday. They are so unflattering and hideous looking and of course he LOVES them. He even will try to wear them on the weekends when he is not working. So my 1st item of 5 would be those god awful jean fleece horrors.
My couch... We just bought a new house and gutted it, so everything in the house is new except my couch. The hubby refuses to buy a new one ( or 2 new ones as I want) until the baby who is 2 is a little bigger & not the queen of stains, spilling and all that messes up everything. So if that was to catch on fire, I would not be sad even a little. I would actually fan the flames to help the process....
It's horrible to say this but... The baby's bookcase. It is a battle that I admit defeat to. It is her favorite thing to do 854 times a day... Pull all the books off the shelves and throw them onto the floor. For most people this would probably be just a nuisance but I am a little OCD and the books HAVE to be in size order as well as by author. So putting these back gets to be a bit much, it consumes my day lately. Yes reading is great, I know, my oldest constantly has her head in a book, a quality I instilled in her in a very young age. The baby however, prefers to throw them, rip them and do anything but read them. So if they happened to get burned up... I can't say I would be all that devastated.
Again I have to post of the hubby's clothes.... There is this carhart mustard yellow insulated sweat jacket. I loathe this jacket. I detest this garment. I cringe when he leaves the house with it on. It is faded, stained, ripped and just plain old ugly. When he combines this "jacket" with the fleece lined jeans I swear he can make more money sitting at Penn Station with a cup than he does at his actual job. I would pour gasoline on it just to insure that it didn't make it out- AT ALL.
Now don't get me wrong... The hubby is a good looking man, in shape, but he cares about comfort not fashion, while I am fashion all the way.... As long as its warm he loves it. I tell him all the time, don't ever say your name out loud because I have a lot of friends who work in the city & I donut want anyone to associate us when you are dressed like that. Ha Ha.
Ah & last but not least.....My 10 yr olds snuggie. It's not a rob, it's not a blanket, you cant fold it or hang it, it just kinda lays around in a pile waiting for the chance that it might get worn. It's too big on her & the material is just awful. But of course she loves it. Her Pappy bought it for her so you CAN NOT throw it out. I have a wood stove, maybe this one might actually make into that....
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